September 5, 2011 (Carrie)

Alyssa:  Why can't we just play?  It's Labor Day!

Carrie:  Yeah, and do you know what the word, "labor" means?

Alyssa:  What?

Carrie:  To work.

Said about 3 or 4 Times a Week (Carrie)

Today I am going to thoroughly clean then house, and then we'll keep it clean!

August 24, 2011. (Brian)

Brian: You need to take Rebecca so I can take a shower.

Carrie: Just put her down.

Brian: But she's so cute.

Carrie: Yes, I know she's cute.

Brian: And snugglesome.

Marcusisms

reget = forget

ebby bubby = everybody

bemember = remember

August 7, 2011 (Rebecca)

Carrie:  You have such pretty eyes.

Rebecca: BUUURP!

She's going to be a real winner in the dating scene.

July 6, 2011 (Ethan)

Ethan: (while looking at a Safeway ad) Wow! Look at these prices! They are so low! Look at the slip and slide. It's only 60 dollars!

Carrie: No, it's 60% off.

Ethan: Oh, man!

April 21, 2011

Ethan to Carrie: I wanted to ask Dad, because he's smarter than you, right?"

Carrie texted this to Brian, and he called a few minutes later.

Brian: Is Ethan there?  I need to answer a question for him.