November 16, 2011 (Ethan)

Ethan: (walking into the school room) Mom, I'm tired of watching t.v.  I want to move mine hand around.

It took Carrie a couple of seconds to figure out that he was trying to con her into letting him use the computer.

September 24, 2011 (Alyssa)

Carrie: We need to hurry to Dads softball game.

Alyssa: Dad plays softball? I thought he quit sports a long time ago, because he's too old.

September 7, 2011 (Ethan)

Ethan: Do you know what Derek, Asher, and I do during recess?

Carrie: I don't know. What?

Ethan: We stick together!

September 5, 2011 (Carrie)

Alyssa:  Why can't we just play?  It's Labor Day!

Carrie:  Yeah, and do you know what the word, "labor" means?

Alyssa:  What?

Carrie:  To work.

Said about 3 or 4 Times a Week (Carrie)

Today I am going to thoroughly clean then house, and then we'll keep it clean!

August 24, 2011. (Brian)

Brian: You need to take Rebecca so I can take a shower.

Carrie: Just put her down.

Brian: But she's so cute.

Carrie: Yes, I know she's cute.

Brian: And snugglesome.

Marcusisms

reget = forget

ebby bubby = everybody

bemember = remember