July 13, 2007 (Brian)

(Enter Carrie, very large and pregnant)

Carrie: Brian, I don't know if you want us around or not while you're studying for boards...

Brian: Round? What other shape would you be?

January 12, 2007 (Brian)

Brian: Don't do that. You'll get hurt.

Alyssa: No I won't.

Brian: You will if I spank you.

July 11, 2007 (Alyssa)

Alyssa: Mom, does my finger smell?

Carrie: I can't smell anything. What would happen if it did smell?

Alyssa: Well, remember in church the other day when my finger got slammed in the door and you said we needed to put ice on it so it wouldn't start smelling?