Wednesday, December 7, 2011

December 7, 2011 (Marcus)

Marcus:  Wou you like dum fodding on your pibba?

Carrie: No, thank you.

translation: Would you like some frosting on your pizza?

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

November 16, 2011 (Ethan)

Ethan: (walking into the school room) Mom, I'm tired of watching t.v.  I want to move mine hand around.

It took Carrie a couple of seconds to figure out that he was trying to con her into letting him use the computer.

Saturday, September 24, 2011

September 24, 2011 (Alyssa)

Carrie: We need to hurry to Dads softball game.

Alyssa: Dad plays softball? I thought he quit sports a long time ago, because he's too old.

Thursday, September 8, 2011

September 7, 2011 (Ethan)

Ethan: Do you know what Derek, Asher, and I do during recess?

Carrie: I don't know. What?

Ethan: We stick together!

Monday, September 5, 2011

September 5, 2011 (Carrie)

Alyssa:  Why can't we just play?  It's Labor Day!

Carrie:  Yeah, and do you know what the word, "labor" means?

Alyssa:  What?

Carrie:  To work.

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Said about 3 or 4 Times a Week (Carrie)

Today I am going to thoroughly clean then house, and then we'll keep it clean!

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

August 24, 2011. (Brian)

Brian: You need to take Rebecca so I can take a shower.

Carrie: Just put her down.

Brian: But she's so cute.

Carrie: Yes, I know she's cute.

Brian: And snugglesome.

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Marcusisms

reget = forget

ebby bubby = everybody

bemember = remember

August 7, 2011 (Rebecca)

Carrie:  You have such pretty eyes.

Rebecca: BUUURP!

She's going to be a real winner in the dating scene.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

July 6, 2011 (Ethan)

Ethan: (while looking at a Safeway ad) Wow! Look at these prices! They are so low! Look at the slip and slide. It's only 60 dollars!

Carrie: No, it's 60% off.

Ethan: Oh, man!

Thursday, April 21, 2011

April 21, 2011

Ethan to Carrie: I wanted to ask Dad, because he's smarter than you, right?"

Carrie texted this to Brian, and he called a few minutes later.

Brian: Is Ethan there?  I need to answer a question for him.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

March 2, 2011 (Alyssa)

Ethan: Who will I marry?

Carrie: You'll find someone to marry when you're in college.

Alyssa: Or maybe even longer.  Like at a restaurant....Sometimes people don't find someone to marry, so it's a good idea to take the first person you can.